Redhead Sperm in High Demand

lil Jesse
Hey that’s me!

In 2011, the sperm donor banks were turning away red-haired guys. Now, the table has turned and red-haired babies are in high demand. Although there is no guarantee in having a redhead. Neither of my parents had red hair: note picture of my dad and me.

I met a lady who had a red-haired child created at the sperm bank. She asked me if I was the father.

What I notice after reading several articles on the subject is that these authors cannot help themselves by poking fun of redheads by using every redhead cliche in the book. Sure let’s celebrate all those new little red cheetos.

Some experts blame it on global warming but I can’t make the connection. Good luck with all those sensitive fiery little tasmanian devils. Hey I thought I was the perfect child growing up, why they couldn’t see it is beyond me. Gingerism there ya have it!

We Wants the Redhead

“Ye come seekin’ adventure and salty old pirates, eh? Sure, you come to the proper place. But keep a weather eye open, mates, and hold on tight—with both hands, if you please. There be squalls ahead! And Davy Jones waiting for them what don’t obey. And mark well me words, mateys: Dead men tell no tales!”

Disney is saying farewell to the red-haired wench for sale on the Pirates of the Caribbean amusement ride. She will return when the ride re-opens dressed as a gun-toting pirate.

Disney Red Haired Wench

save the redheadHowever, some ‘pirate fans’ are imploring to “Save the Redhead.” You can support this cause with a purchase of a t-shirt as well.






We Wants the Redhead?

News Update: Disney has re-opened the ride at Disney World and the redhead is now the auctioneer. The phrase formerly spoken by the pirates, “We wants the redhead” has been changed to “We wants the rum.”